Faustus summons demon
Mephostophilis appears
Faustus- Now Demon you must wait on me hand and foot! You must wait for my commands!
Mephostophilis- Yeah… funny thing, can’t do that, I answer to Lucifer.
Mephostophilis Internally- Oh my Satan! This guy! He summons me here like some low level demon and expects me to just, what?… sit around? And wait on him?! Demons have standards too! Damn huma-
Faustus- But I summoned you, Demon?!
Mephostophilis- I do have free will…
Mephostophilis Internally- Is this guy for real? Does he think humans are the only ones with free will? Excuse me we have a Demons Union, we meet on sundays. Just got a pay raise, up to to three souls now!
Faustus- Then why are you here?
Mephostophilis- I wanted your soul…, oh and all you had to do was pray to my boss…
Mephostophilis Internally- Why do all these humans have to go around saying you have to do all this freaky shit to summon us?!?! Frankly it's getting weird… Drinking pee, riding flying goats, being a weak woman? Where the Hells Bells did they get this stuff?! I mean really, who even comes up with it? Now that whole ‘member stealing incident,’ now that was us! Us demons had needed some good old fashioned bonding time. It was good for team morale. Oh right THIS guy… what was he saying? Probably something stupid I bet…
Faustus- So tell me, how’d your boss become Satan?
Mephostophilis Internally screaming- SATAN HELP ME!
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