Mephostophilis is so done

Mephostophilis speaking to Azazel in between summons. They are standing outside a Demonic Bar. Mephostophilis agitated and banging his head on an obsidian wall while Azazel laughs at him. 

M: (Bangs his head on a wall made of obsidian) This idiotic master! You know what the first thing he asked me to do?

A: (Looks up and down at Mephostophilis, smirking) What? Did he ask for the usual? Gold? Women? You are being a bit dramatic.

M: (Looks at Azazel, wide eyed and offended) Dramatic?! This man is a waste on my time! So, with his new found POWER he decided he wanted to go after the Pope.

A: (His smirk becomes a full on smile, baring his fangs while throwing out his arms) Finally! That man had it coming to him for years! What did he do? I did not see his name on the Lost and Departed Souls List. What became of him?

M: (Lays his head back on the wall of obsidian, shaking it as if disappointed) My new found "master" decided to do the most childish thing; which wasted my time! 

A: (Tilts his had to the side, smirking, arms folded) Oh come now. It couldn't have been that bad. What did he demand to do that was so horribly awful?

M: (His head whips around, glaring fiery daggers) He decided to play a trick on that man. He took his food, then his goblet. It lead to the confusing of the Pope and to my "masters" amusement. We did beat some Friars. I did enjoy that part. However, I do not understand these humans. He asked for such a great power, gave HIS SOUL for it, and he waste it on trifle tricks and brainless schemes. I fear I may kill him before the four and twenty years are up.

A: (Whistles) You do have your work cut out for you. This man seems to be one of ignorant nature.

M: (Starts to pace, throwing up his hands) You are right about that. He still believes that there is no Hell. I still cannot fathom why he insists on continuing his ignorance. He must truly be delusional! He sold his SOUL to a DEMON for Lucifer's sake! Does he believe that a contact signed in blood means nothing?! He met the Seven Deadly Sins! What more does this man need?!

Mephostophilis begins to feel the pull of a summoning. He groans, smacking his forehead. Azazel smirks and winks at him. Mephostophilis glares and vanishes. He appears in front of Robin and Dick. 

M: Internally: I have no time for these clowns. (Turns them into an ape and a dog) I do not have the time nor the patience to deal with these humans much longer. (Disappears)