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Monday, November 25, 2019

I pictured Sam as Cogsworth for some reason?

GANDALF: "We must go through the mountains"
GIMLI: "Oh hell yeah!"
SAM (tiny, Cogsworth-like): "Oh hell nope!"
GANDALF: "It's fine, it's fine"
ARAGORN: "Be careful, Gandalf, it seems sketchy, but we're trusting you"
GANDALF: "Yeah I know, but it's fine, it'll be fine"
SAM: "Oh awesome... wolves"
*clang, clang, shing, shing, fight, fight*
*arrives at the Door of Moria*
SAM: We're never going to get through and we're going to starve here"
GIMLI: "Oh stop it, Gandalf is the wisest wizard I know!"
GANDALF: discreetly to Gimli "Is now a bad time to mention that I can't figure out the password"
GIMLI: "You can do it"
FOUR HOURS LATER
GANDALF: "GOT IT! Yeah the password was super easy"
SAM: "Well it took you long enough!!!!'

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