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Old Hobbits Die Hard

See the source imageI know this is Martin Freeman from The Hobbit, but I thought it was funny and it still applies to the Lord of the Rings. This shows the true toughness of Hobbits even though they aren't the best fighters they have tough feet.

Monday, November 25, 2019

I pictured Sam as Cogsworth for some reason?

GANDALF: "We must go through the mountains"
GIMLI: "Oh hell yeah!"
SAM (tiny, Cogsworth-like): "Oh hell nope!"
GANDALF: "It's fine, it's fine"
ARAGORN: "Be careful, Gandalf, it seems sketchy, but we're trusting you"
GANDALF: "Yeah I know, but it's fine, it'll be fine"
SAM: "Oh awesome... wolves"
*clang, clang, shing, shing, fight, fight*
*arrives at the Door of Moria*
SAM: We're never going to get through and we're going to starve here"
GIMLI: "Oh stop it, Gandalf is the wisest wizard I know!"
GANDALF: discreetly to Gimli "Is now a bad time to mention that I can't figure out the password"
GIMLI: "You can do it"
FOUR HOURS LATER
GANDALF: "GOT IT! Yeah the password was super easy"
SAM: "Well it took you long enough!!!!'